To anyone reading this (my boyfriend and his dog) greetings from my shiny new website. I started 2012 with a website domain lovingly entitled shitatmaths.com, only to soon discover that no friend or foe will ever laugh at my craftsmanship if I have a cheeky word in my domain title. Cursing myself for throwing £40 down the drain, I decided to honour my idiocy and celebrate my birthday with another blog domain, iam20now.blogspot.co.uk. Shocked to find that you souls have been (voluntarily) reading my worrying words, I have decided to compile my ponderings under one tidy domain name, leading me to purchase this site for your perusal and amusement. I would like to regale you with tales of what a wonderful year it has been, but I think we have all read one too many bile-inducing facebook statuses about how much better Mrs Supercat’s year has been than yours, and mine is probably going to begin with a smattering of shame, a scent of social awkwardness topped off with a hint of chest infection- which I will willingly over-share with you all. On that note, adios 2012, and greetings 2013, I will fear every single Friday that is under your wicked spell.